Thank god for the internet. We usually tell the kids, give us a list of 5 things you want and we’ll pick three. So last year my daughter wanted some very specific Pokemon card sets. She found them online, borrowed my phone, and took a picture of them, so I could be sure EXACTLY which ones she wanted.

Great, now if one of my kids asks for this I’ll just tell them they were sold out, too sad, sorry not sorry. Then I’ll tell the grandparents they want them and watch them go crazy trying to find them, insert evil laugh...

“and my damn tattoo artist got deported”

“The paper cup for my pencils or paintbrushes is EXACTLY my wheelhouse”

My husband still has a “$50" silver Tiffany coin that they used to use as a sort gift card back in the day. Apparently they still accept them but he’s kept it as a novelty.

My reading comprehension is low today. Someone please explain how this help curb child sex trafficking.

I blamed my March outbreak of shingles on 45's presidency. Shingles outbreak can be stress related. Taking several mental health breaks from Facebook (where all the grumpy old people hang) has helped my stress load. I’m actively monitoring my alcohol intake and making more of an effort to do yoga and the like. Falling…

“...octopuses walking out of the ocean”

Not really a piece of advice so much, but when I got married the second time someone said to me, “Oh good! Society doesn’t really think of you as an adult until you get married.” I was 37 at the time.

I was in my early 20's living in Los Angeles and working in a very male dominated industry at the time. The “Anita Hill Thing”, as they called it, freaked them OUT. We had multiple training sessions about sexual harassment. A new reporting system was implemented. New employee hand books written, the works. All the…

“Flights are hellish enough; no need to double down on it.”

LW1:I don’t know man I’m at the point where I’m realizing the value of having friends that are on a different path than mine. I have friends that have never been married, some that are married but are childless by choice, some that have a bunch of kids, and some that have grand kids. When I see the friend that never…

I’m there with ya. I work for a CPA and people always assume I’m a staff accountant/CPA myself. Nope, just a bookkeeper, but hey I’m cute as hell man.

Libraries aren’t for youuuuuu personally Mr Walker, you atomic knob cockle. They are for people that can’t or don’t want to pop into the nearest Barnes & Noble, drop $100 on a couple of books and piss off down the road. They are for families with kiddies that can burn through books faster than they burn through shoes.…

Best kids party I ever went had real food and no sugary treats until the cake came out. That meant the kids were reasonable well behaved till cake time, then all hell broke loose. But since the cake is the end of the event basically, we got to go home before any blood was spilled.

“We need some middle aged influencers though”

I’m not understanding something here, help an oldie out.... Why give someone a fake number when you can just block them?

I love bottom pic dress, but hate the round neckline. Imagine it with an asymmetrical, leather trimmed neckline instead, that I like.

That’s awesome and oh so real in this day an age. I would totally rent that.

“...fictionalized conversation with a man.” ???