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I liked all of that enough to actually google the store. The only one near me is in the Glendale Galleria....hahahahahhaha...yeah no...not cute enough to get me to go to the galleria sorry. I haven’t been to GG since I needed a dress from Jessica McClintock for a friends wedding.

“what’s this all about?”

I think they’re all soy based, maybe that’s it?

I think they’re all soy based, maybe that’s it?

Asia Argento you say? Well that explains Anthony Bourdain’s twitter feed for the past few days.

Well if he thinks “nothing is at stake” now, wait till he reads my sub-genre of Menopausal Mystery Erotica, in which our heroine pursues a man with very, VERY, cold hands...No one is safe...until the A/C is fixed.

At a friend’s wedding they staged a pic of the bride kissing the grooms ass. The couple had the photo enlarged, framed, and hung prominently in their home. They said they could always get a bead on a new person by how they reacted to that photo. If they were all, “Hey what’s with that photo?” then the couple knew that

“...he got the shit end of the straw by marrying me”

I got this. I’ve had a prayer circle around her since mid-2016. I’m not letting her go.

God I used to own so.many.pairs of heels. Then I got pregnant and poof could not wear heels anymore, so sad. The wedge heel, as awkward and bland as the salad of the same name, is the best I can do nowadays. sob...

“Just hem your pants maybe? “ That’s what I was thinking. I personally think kitten heels look awkward when paired with pants. Inexpensive alterations can make cheap clothing look great. I wish more people would do this.

Oh bless you, but do they even teach that sort of writing anymore, sobs the mom of a Common Core learning student? 

IKR! Some women have those secret Pinterest wedding boards, I have a secret birthday party board.

“Why not just spend the money on a couture dress and a lavish birthday party?“

But I only wanted to marry Kit for his last name. Because Julie Harington sounds like Heather Lockleer should play me in my life story.

wait..what...? There’s a Househunters Intl RENO version?! Ok bye, thanks for all the fish, off to googleland...

One of the dancers lived next door to me while she was filming. She was soooo sweet. She used play with my then 4yo daughter and show her dance moves.

“...find out who took the photo and to get permission”

“Write a goddamn thank you note.”

I think your In-Laws know my In-Laws. Boomers have eaten all the wheat in the field, never replanted, and blame the next generation for complaining about about being hungry.