She means that fear is not an excuse for cops and vigilantes to kill Black people.

They are far too mindful to ever engage in gentrification. *vomits in lap*

Not coincidentally, Putin has spoken approvingly of the idea of global warming, because he thinks it will help Russia accomplish its centuries-long goal of turning Siberia into something other than a resource colony.

I feel you artisinal mayo shop. My rent is 16 days late. But who’s counting.

1. Shop selling expensive luxury version of an everyday product moves into a neighborhood with cheap rent

Yep. That quote from the judge -

When my psych nurse position was eliminated I went into...wait for it...nursing Aids patients. Reagan certainly ensured my employment in that area of nursing for years to come. Just another one of the many reasons that, to this day, I hate Reagan with a fiery passion. I use the word hate only because they haven’t yet…

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

What if...okay what if...guys guys what if...what if food ate people?

Well, troll, people don’t usually need to protest those types of crimes because the police call them murder, investigate them as a murder, arrest the culprits if they can find them, have a trial, and put the murderers in jail. All without blaming the child for causing his own murder.

The real question: where’s the clitoris of discernment?

Perspicuous nape of the neck. Resourceful elbow. Shrewd navel.

Happy birthday Mandy! Tangled is very underrated. Also, does anyone know what, “I’m missing you like candy,” actually means? Do people miss candy?

This is important because the writers made a black woman feel expendable in her own damn show! We get disrespected so bad and all people tell us is to wait our turn! We have so few black leads out there and they killed one of our darlings!

(A full term pregnancy is 40 weeks, but anytime after 38 weeks is usually fair game.)

I would go insane.

“Fuck. So close.”