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OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

If Hamilton wasn’t wildly successful, no one would care. Now that it’s the hottest Broadway show on the planet white people are all “Wait praise, prestige and high paychecks? That’s my job!”

I’m super curious how you know for a fact that the Catholic Church DIDN’T kill Jesus?

I think this sounds odd because we’re used to guys not giving AF about anyone. I’ve walked around with kleenex, tampons, a small first aid and sewing kit since I was a teen and no one has ever found it weird.

I knew a guy who kept tampons in his bathroom for such reasons. He was also the dumbest person I’ve ever met (he thought the Catholic Church killed Jesus, literally), but he still managed to realize women have periods.

The marriage was confirmed early this year but that’s not a circle I actively keep up with.

is Shonda Rhimes a witch or something? I can’t think of a single person who left one of her shows (whether by choice or not) and found greater success.

a) like many of us do at 2AM when we’re schmammered and back at home after a night out, he likes Facebook-stalking his exes to just to make everything slightly worse in his life

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

She didn’t do what anyone would do – she did what anyone with the right instincts would do, and those are some pretty impressive instincts.