THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.
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“Are these the type of ‘leaders’ you want moving down to the line and leading your sons and daughters, graduates with an agenda?”
“Did you bring enough dong for the whole class?”
Her giggle! Her voice! Her enthusiasm! Her running hug! His reaction to her giggle, voice, enthusiasm, and running hug! A literal goddamn unicorn could not have made this any more magical than it was...
Are the wings just for kids or, like, anyone? Asking for a friend.
Personally, I find biopics about living people to be, by-an-large, awkward and weird. #waittilltheyredead
So this is Before Sunrise, the Obamas edition?
How can we place trust in our legal system when people like Hastert continue to evade jail time?!
Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.
I feel like they are kardashian-level trolling everyone.
I thought the advice would be just date women.
Oh, I need to write a think piece about how Queen Latifah is responsible for Millennial hookup culture. I think I’ll throw in some dog whistles too. Oh, and I can blame rap music too. Man, if I were less ethical I could gas light so many conservatives for ad revenue.
I find him so boring as an actor that I don’t even hate him. it’s like ‘Wait, he was in that movie, no way, wasn’t that Topher Grace?’
I’m just glad that genocidal psychopath will finally be gone.
Would have been more karmic irony if it was a Native American woman, but still, fantastic choice. And much better than replacing Hamilton.