Flip or Flop? Those people are the woooorst with the most basic taste. Laminate floors, travertine tile bathrooms...

The hatred I feel for that couple in California is unhealthy. Like...no person should hate a human they have never met as much as I hate them.

I know nothing of this person, but he and Alison Williams look like siblings, which is my FAVORITE KIND OF COUPLE. Endlessly fascinating.

Could you imagine if this article was written about any other demographic?

Also the only plausible reason no one why no one at the Daily Planet realizes their coworker is Superman.

It’s even harder to try and remember their names! Is it Chad? Jason? Mike? Andy? DOES IT EVEN MATTER?!

Who is that kid who bought the 9 to 5 video game and LOVED it?? That scene forever endeared me to him.

::contemplates going to law school::

There’s a million reasons why I love of our President. Last week, I got another one. I volunteer with this program in Chicago that pairs you up with a third-grader to work on their reading skills for an hour every Wednesday. You get to work with the same student for a year. Anyway, we were reading this book on China…

I was looking at these pictures with my 2 year old, who said, “he playing, mama?” I told her yes, he’s playing. That’s why these pictures are so amazing.

This looks like an aside on Parks and Rec.

Plz don’t leave us plz don’t leave us plz don’t leave us.

When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes blown in the face of my greatest nemesis.

When I read the headline I wanted to say ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I’ve been waiting for this my whole life!!

I just made something like this. I use my projector though for the screen at the moment. Makes for an epic arcade night. I put some old computer parts inside (Plenty fast for MAME) and its awesome. Only thing is that it needs to be a lot heavier because people get seriously animated playing arcade games.

For a meal, falafel.

someone once said “i don’t have kids and have no problem with paying more taxes for schools, because i don’t want to live in a nation of idiots”