“Intentionally listened to Taylor Swift through an online service.”

Ivanka following The Fat Jewish feels like a recycled Seinfeld plot.

Considering that Elon Musk seemed to have some sort of creepy obsession with Amber Heard, this isn’t surprising. He probably spent a little time with her, learned that she was human and not some mythical creature, and got bored.

NEITHER OF THEM ARE ASSHOLES.

while Heard is far too busy with Aquaman (the movie, not the Aquaman).

He said one, stupid, inane comment and now he’s a fullon Trump supporter? Wow.

What’s wrong with Pauley Shore? Encino Man holds up! So does Son In Law. I haven’t had the pleasure of watching BioDome in the last five years but I bet that’s still pretty fun.

eh..i’d take Jaime Pressly over Farris.

Here come all the super original takes mocking their marriage’s failure because of either:

So what you’re saying is Chris Pratt is available now?

I find both of them irritating. I’m not sure why I feel that way about him (preachy?) but I feel like she is often overly drunk/high on podcasts I enjoy

Does he suck? I feel like I’ve heard about him sucking but I can’t remember exactly what it was he did...

It’s like all the things that went wrong in my childhood are fixed. Maybe my parents will remarry!

Every single episode should be about somebody running a scam related to Anastasia, or it will be a wasted creative opportunity.

Maybe I’m uninformed because i don’t follow any of these “lifestyle” sites, but isn’t the point of them to learn how to have such-and-such celebrities supposedly fabulous lifestyle? I mean...no offense to LiLo, but how many people even just following her life at a glance these past years would honestly want their life…

In the case of Slate, it means they’ve been in the van of elite Clinton apologists.

Slate has been a solidly liberal voice online for the past two decades.

the usual guff about Slate being a family

The plight of the modern neoliberal press.

I love how Slate’s response to the writers’ request that they spend more on the staff is to imply that if they do so, they won’t have any money to hire their replacements.