Thanks for the clarification.

I don’t see how it’s a reboot but a continuation (22 years later).  Abe’s Oddysee is the only game considered part of the quintology, to my knowledge.  I’m glad they’re finally getting around to completing what they set out to do from the beginning and move away from the offshoot games (which I never played, to be…

Tim, you can quit now. This is it. This is your magnum opus.  You could finally solve the Riemann Hypothesis and this video is what you’d be known for.

You’re right.  I should listen to the Deadspin comments section instead.

There’s literally nothing wrong with fostering your own child’s innate talents.

It is absolutely RICH that a non-kid-haver would make a pledge about what they will and won’t do once they become a parent. I’ve stuck to a couple of the more reasonable ones but I’m pretty sure “no screen time until 2” was out the window the second she took interest in Elmo and “I’m never letting this kid have…

I’ve played all three BoxBoy games on 3DS and noticed this one definitely has a bit of a slow start.  That’s fine and understandable as it’s on a different system and people may be exposed to BoxBoy for the first time.  I’m just ready for the main course.

“...or consumable items used to make battles in the game’s Towers of Time mode.”

As a former Frisco resident (my parents still live there), this is highly relatable content

I just left a hipster coffee shop.  It was PACKED with former Dallas Cowboys practice squad rejects talking about how shoe companies funnel money to players for NCAA recruiting efforts.

Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973.  We can’t ever talk about this exact type of shit enough.

This reminds me of an interaction I had on reddit regarding a really dumb clicker/incremental game on mobile called Egg Inc. It’ll take you about a year to get through all the levels, but you just farm/prestige/repeat until you achieve the topmost level and then... well, that’s kind of it.

A couple of comments from a MFFL:
- the Mother’s Day Massacre (Game 4 of the Lakers series) was the most enjoyable blowout I’ve ever watched.

The punishment IS garbage, and the prison time on weekends seems weird, but can I just say if you’re going to prison, you don’t want to do it in chunks. It’s like a band-aid - get it all over with in one fell swoop.

I’ve been to prison several times (not as an inmate) and this imagery takes me RIGHT back there. Not the violent pictures or the contraband but the bleakness of it all, the drab colors, the smell (it’s basically the smell of sweat and human flesh), the stone... everything. Prison is hell. I wouldn’t send my worst…

I’m glad to hear someone else see the trailer and think “okay...?”

Everyone’s drooling over this and I’ll maybe give it a watch once it hits HBO.

That said, it’s going to pull in $800 million at the box office because of its October release date (see: Venom, one of last year’s top-grossing films in a year that featured…

I forgot to mention there’s one opening in Detroit soon.  I just cut down your drive time by an hour and a half!

Yeah, you would think that if chains like AMC or Cinemark can’t (or won’t for reasons you mention) add a full menu to copy Alamo they’d at least copy some of the other stuff like fun pre-show material, strictly enforced theater etiquette, or quote-alongs/sing-alongs (or screenings of old films).

There’s at least one Alamo Drafthouse in LA, New York City, St. Louis, the Twin Cities, Orlando, Raleigh, Phoenix, Ashburn, Charlottesville, Denver, San Francisco, Kansas City, and Omaha. So I guess if you avoid all of those places, and all of Texas, then they’re pretty hard to find, yeah.

Ah, it has never bothered me all that much and I never stopped to consider that it would bother others.