Not disagreeing with you, but John Schnatter and Jerry Jones are like besties, and JJ has done multiple Papa John’s commercials that probably only air in Texas because we’re terrible people and deserve him.

dude, this is some next-level Kinja, how does it only have 5 stars

STOP MAKING HANNAH STORM DO THIS... Ugh this is so reminiscent of Stuart Scott’s passing.

I mean, I know you’re just trying to make a joke or whatever, but Dallas is so, so far from “the most segregated city in the nation”. Also, we had one person get ebola, and it happened in a fairly affluent neighborhood.

+1 Manchurian candidate

The video kinda has my hopes up for a revamping of the character wheel. Lego Jurassic World came so close but fell short. It should either display the base characters for a mission (in addition to the one you chose) or the last 6 characters you’ve played as. Anyone who’s played these Lego games know what a PITA it is…

You’re right, it was game 3! I don’t even need your link as proof, I realized it as you said it. I just conflated the games somewhat.

Also weird - in the series 5 years earlier, the Heat overcame a 13-point deficit in game 2 with 6:30 left to play on the Mavs home floor, basically a mirror-image of what happened here.

Yes!!!! I came here to say this. He didn’t do much in the Thunder/Heat series, but he was ON FIRE (and so was JET) during the Mother’s Day Massacre. When I think of Peja, I think of that game.

Yeah, I’m Texan through and through and this resonates with me. I remember in Spring 2003 celebrating the Iraq invasion with my friends blaring Outkast’s B.O.B. I didn’t vote in the 2000 election, but I was old enough to, and I would’ve certainly voted for Bush just because my dad noted that it’s usually a good idea…

This! My reaction to IceHippo’s comment was immediately “Ant-Man proves the inverse of this”. It’s also the reason why the first season of 24 was the best - Jack’s just trying to save his wife and kid, not protect the president from being assassinated or recover some nukes that are going to start WWIII.

One thing that’s missing from your list is Lego City Undercover. It’s perfect for those who like Lego and GTA-esque sandbox games, and love lengthy load times.

That’s more a result of where Nintendo is headed with its consoles, not because the Wii U is some massive failure that doesn’t deserve a 3D Mario platformer that can only be played single-player. The Wii, and to a greater extent the Wii U, was meant to host games that are shared experiences, thus you have things like…

And now people look back on the GameCube fondly, which is just fine with me, because I love my WiiU.

No flagship Mario 64 successor? Super Mario 3D World doesn’t count?

Cropped from the picture: Cracklin’ Oat Bran on the Jesus-Buddha-Allah Voltron Tier.

How the hell am I the first one to star this comment?

Wow, this is a great stat, btw.

I find Hickenlooper infectiously goofy. I really do like him in a Joe Biden sorta way. If Uncle Joe is going to fade away after his eight years as veep, Hickenlooper would fill his shoes nicely.

A failed gubernatorial candidate and someone who’s only worked state politics for a handful of years? This would be a pretty terrible pick, IMO.