Yeah, I was going to say that Pittsburgh is misplaced here.

Does this comply with federal law?

Ugh. Small towns are seriously the worst at governance. You should see the shitstorm that my hometown is in over ambulance service (one of the MANY issues: the mayor wants to move the ambulance patient records to city hall so they can perused at his/the city clerk’s leisure. HIPAA apparently doesn’t exist in small…

I wish she would give this advice to the permanently aggrieved conservatives who are convinced that their unhappiness and failures are someone else's fault.

These people look like dorks.

Strong words poison weak minds.

Houston’s stadium is just a straight shot from their amazing Medical District. You could even take the light rail. That’s the spot to get injured, for sure.

Time to grow up.

I think it’s the protesters here that are complaining about free speech getting in the way of their “safe space.”

Why would one comment cause someone to switch majors?

I’d like to protest the writers of tonight’s sketches. Outside of Larry/Bernie, not a good episode.

Isn’t Ruffalo a 9/11 truther?

But you just corrected us...

And wipe out every existing stockholder?

Honey in coffee seems normal. My girlfriend’s dad, who is from Vermont, carries around a flask of maple syrup, which I think he uses in his coffee (and on everything else).

And these are all salt-related?

I don’t see why anyone would pay this when the service is coming for free from Xbox in a few months.

I don’t see why anyone would pay this when the service is coming for free from Xbox in a few months.

I’m 36. I’m saying that it’s sad that you are in your mid 40’s and still have the sort of temper tantrum that one might expect from a teenager. I also think it’s funny that you think you’ve succeeded in life, when your writing ability and anger levels make it pretty clear that you have not.

Mid-40s? Man, that’s really sad.

Sign me up! Wait, if I join, do I have to eat Subway for three meals a day?