Why would one comment cause someone to switch majors?

You’re the best and the worst, all at once.

I’d like to protest the writers of tonight’s sketches. Outside of Larry/Bernie, not a good episode.

Are you really asking the man who writes the bulk of the sporting articles on here how well he knows guns?

I don’t think that the word nincompoop is generally meant as commentary on intelligence...

Rice is gross.

Yes. Because the internet is a utility. A better example would be if you owned a phone company, and if you charged a fee to customers who call a particular pizzeria for delivery, while they can call another pizzeria for free.

I did read the article; did you?

So big companies have an advantage while small companies do not.

You don’t think that T-Mobile is getting money from Netflix?

But some of that data is free, while other data can cost extra. If Netflix pays T-Mobile to allow their data to be uncapped, but Hulu doesn’t, which service do you think will win out? This was the whole net neutrality debate to begin with.

I know we all love this, but isn’t this the definition of a net neutrality violation?

Isn’t Ruffalo a 9/11 truther?

I wish you were the real Eric Stolz.

I’m not sure where you get racism from this post.

Oh I wish I would have thought of that.

You’ll have to excuse DG. By causing him to inadvertently read something with facts in it, you’ve disturbed his hermetically sealed bubble of conservatism.

Does this mean that we’re going to have another national panic where everybody gets xenophobic and racist again?

Well, not really. Only that Benghazi was becoming unstable. Which is a whole lot less concrete than “Bin Laden determined to strike.”

You’re also not the Secretary of State. This was legal before 2014.