Luck probably overreacted due to the fact that he had his son in his Week 2 DraftKings lineup.

Well, at least those fellas are getting some much-needed exercise.

The last time I was at “B-Dubs”, the only assault that happened was on my intestinal tract. The worst charges filed, were on my credit card.

Bruce Hooper complaining about something, what’s new?

I have that kind of dream too, but my issue is that I am not going fast enough, whether walking or running, so I have to pull myself along.

I have a similar dream but its that I have been cutting class for months and then I walk into the class and everything is cool. The teacher doesn’t even question me.

I keep having this dream in which I’m a linebacker at Notre Dame and I get catfished by this girl who pretends to die but like, I’m so deep in the lie I just run with it or some shit and hope nobody notices, but of course I get found out and it’s humiliating. Then the Chargers draft me.

I have a recurring dream of popping a zit. It’s not the usual zit, because it’s huge and when it pops it leaves a crater deep enough that I can put my finger in all the way. It’s a gaping, diseased, dirty hole in my skin.

I have a recurring dream that Kinja will work on an iPhone again some day. But that’s all it is, just a dream.

Its all fun and games till the Nuggets mascot hangs himself from the rafters to preserve his brain for CTE research.

I'm 41, I'm commenting under my own name, and I'm gonna just say this right now: