Hey he said wearing a mask makes you a patriot!!!

Yeah but then in 50 years we will have to deal with attacks from Mars from the God Emperor X-13 Extreme or whatever stupid name he gave his kid

I suppose it’s just like any other person that’s been dead a while that did some mildly relevant things. Beethoven has had movies made about him hundreds of years after he was dead. He pretty much became part of the culture, as has Elvis. I’d hazard to guess that Elvis himself is actually more famous than his music at…

I think the most surprising thing about this is that it is a current film. I totally could understand a film like this being made in the 1980s when there were a lot of people who still unironically were Elvis fans but even Bubba Ho-Tep made almost twenty years ago had as part of the joke that people were beginning to…

I evidently didn’t go to a school like you folks, or I wasn’t paying attention, because I don’t remember seeing anyone carry that around. The first time I heard of anyone outside the “family” displaying any kind of fandom was when I read about Bernadine Dohrn’s reaction.

I think it still tracks, technically. Because if you think about it, a regular human whistle is still kind of a dog whistle since dogs can hear those, too.

Hell, if you’ve systematically degraded every other aspect of language, why would you stop at metaphor?

Haven’t you heard? It’s only a few bad apples in police departments who are violating peoples’ rights and summarily executing them in the streets.

So she’s just gonna publish a list of people employed by police departments?

In related news, have you heard what’s not coming to Quibi in August?

their papers are still radioactive & are stored in lead boxes with (needless to say) very, very limited access. personally, i’m also haunted by clarence dally who died horribly from radiation exposure cancer helping edison with x-rays & flouroscopes.

similar feelings, although I’ll happily still stand up, in 2020, for Linkin Park being Actually Good. we can (and should) laugh at nu-metal all we want, but LP pulled away from that sound pretty successfully, and were always good at synthesising a bunch of styles into their own while being, like, actually good at…

“Hexing the moon” is what I call the aftermath of dollar taco Tuesdays at my local Mexican place.

The Wikipedia article is definitely not nearly skeptical enough. I think my favorite bit is how it describes the first diggers as giving up after going down 30 feet due to “superstitious dread.”

now, that i would watch!

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

This fucking year I swear.  You can't catch your breath without something horrible happening.  He was one of my favorite Mythbusters along with Jamie and Kari.  I'll always fondly remember him beating a polygraph test and having this hilarious but still relatable victory breakdown.  Poor guy, rest in peace.

Not only is that woman holding that gun entirely wrong but she has her finger on the fucking trigger the whole time! Even her dipshit husband seems to know better than that. She should be arrested for reckless endangerment. 

No, no - they’re not going to retrain him to climb wind towers, that would just be mean.  They’re going to teach him to code.