The “this is Katana, she’s got my back” scene is almost incomprehensibly bad for a major studio production. I mean, it’s not surprising that it’s badly written and acted. But that footage is unusable. It couldn’t have been any more inept if the boom had fallen on his head.

Well, I don’t think most people are telling him that he can’t say that. I think most people are saying that it isn’t funny and his opinions are shitty, but most* people aren’t calling for a boycott or for him to be fined or jailed. As is always that case, he’s free to try anything. We’re free to tell him it sucks.

Fuck that shit. This shit ain’t funny, and he’s out here joking around like it is. Fuck you for defending him too.

Yeah the only problems with his character are I am sure things the idiots who wrote it added, like the “wacky” stuffed unicorn thing that makes no sense

I worked on one of this cult's offshoot websites for half a day as part of an interview for a job I did not get. AMA

When every franchise now is compared directly to Marvel, I can’t imagine too many directors wanting to be saddled with the next Dark Phoenix.

My mom loves the show and she’s a bra burning feminist and definitely not a Fox News watcher. She likes the dancing, especially watching the pros teach the contestants. She was always taking dancing lessons when I was a kid.

There’s nothing quite as mortifying to a 12 year old boy than his mom coming home from belly…

Is that a Real Jet? All I see is a Mirage.

No judgement here, I’m the same way with my office cup.  I also drink it black. 

Ah the old navy rule- never wash your coffee cup. 

I liked Blockers, but it really suffered from 65% of the parents half being lame a lame “get from point A to B to C to D and get into wacky adventures” plot. The teenager stuff and the beginning and end of the parent story was great though.

Similarly, I played floor hockey instead of watching Sixteen Candles. Got my very first goal that night, instead of touching a booby.

This.

I only knew about it because Rachel Bloom posted pictures of the premiere on Instagram. Haven’t seen a single trailer or web ad.

I know this is the first I’ve heard of it.

I even had to check some charts to see if people played this game anymore.

Let me offer the perspective of someone who went there two years ago, about a week after the first article was published, in the effort to buy his grey 16v scirocco:

I called him wednesday that week to ask if he still had it. he said he did. we negotiated a price of $800 and i told him I would be there between 1-2pm on…

Yeah, that’s the hope anyway.  We’ll see how long it take for us to get to the point where Impossible and beef are roughly the same pice.  Until then, I might have to keep paying $4 premiums for Impossible and get it far less often than I’d like as the world keeps filling up with cow burps and farts.

Exactly. Which is what Big Beef is so afraid of. Once the alt meat industry gets going at scale, beef will become a high priced niche. Millennials already eat less beef. The writing is on the wall.

No, this is poetic: