Same thing with all these “ZOMG the GOVERNMENT is INVESTIGATING UFOs again!!!” reports recently. You’re telling me USAF pilots and the like have spotted strange objects in the sky, almost always in the immediate proximity of military bases?

pretty cool when a young star pops on a big stage and the old internet presence is juggling/dog tweets instead of the n-word and gay slurs.

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

They’re saving that for the gender-flipped version of the same movie, with Daisy Ridley, Melissa McCarthy and Dwayne Johnson, which, with the speed of the internet, comes out a week after this one.

Emma Stone was their first pick.

So Scarlett Johansson was unavailable for the shoot or what?

They’d at least cast someone Asian to voice the dragon obviously. I’m hoping for Emma Stone.

Agreed! I look forward to our once-a-year snape sautee (I will never stop calling them snapes)

You’ve gotta save face somehow, and shit rolls downhill, unfortunately.

Oh god. Give it a rest.

Good. He’s funny, and the controversy was ridiculous.

Totally. I love Danny Boyle and the Beatles and don’t mind Richard Curtis and yet I still can’t get myself excited for it. The energy of Danny Boyle films is so much of the appeal but the film just seems so middle of the road dad movie. As a middle of the road dad, I’m sure I’ll enjoy it hugely at home, but that’s…

Ha, as if old people were ever turned off by a movie being mediocre. Book Club made enough money for them to now be making a sequel. 

Yesterday SCREAMS “Wait for streaming”.

...the eighth film in the long-running Fast & Opheliest franchise.

Ophelia faking her death to get away from that asshole Hamlet, and running off to London to solve crimes, would be a much more interesting story.

Such a good film, love me some Last Action Hero!

Shakespeare generally bores the hell out of me but I’d pay good money to see the second one!

He proved he can pull off a dress in Tooth Fairy.

My dad’s idea of a great adventure is to go back to one of the fly-fishing streams he’s been to over a dozen times, by himself, and do nothing but cast all day. His idea of a great meal is the classic campfire burnt-on-the-outside, raw-on-the-inside trout that not only tastes awful, but can make you pretty sick.…