mullets4ever
mullets4ever
mullets4ever

Hey now, chinese generals, african warlords and arab princess on the outs all need places to launder their money. If not empty luxury apartments stuffed full of stolen art, where else would they go?

Or easier yet, work for a european startup. They’ll give you a closet full of american swag that will fit a very large person and a closet full of european swag that will fit a very small person, so you’re covered for every occasion.

Or, get really into kale and then take your resultant poop and strew it about where they stand to smoke for a few weeks. Either they step in big, roughage heavy human poop, or they complain to the management and expose that they're smoking where they shouldnt be. Eitherway, you win

not really? i think the movie version of ‘The Right Stuff’ is actually a great example of why. That movie introduces the mercury astronauts and tells their story in ~3 hour run time. what does adding 3x the run time add to that story as an act of drama?

past that core story the movie tells, the stuff i would be

they’re white knighting the airforce online on their own dime and it apparently hasn’t occurred to them that they may have been had by an extremely well oiled propaganda machine.

it just feels like a story like this- based on a true story that happened very recently and was meticulously documented by everyone even tangentially involved- calls for either a concise movie (which we have) or a longer, fully fleshed out documentary (which we also have.)

this ‘what if the movie was long super long

if i was going to choose between being excited for a big budget undersea monster movie from the guy who made aquaman or a big budget crazy universe bending movie from the lady who made wrinkle in time, that’s a no brainer- undersea monsters all the way.

when the trailer got the ‘rated pg-13' announcement this went from ‘wow, they got a solid cast of well liked character actors, this could be good’ to ‘10 bucks says only one of these well liked character actors filmed more than a day or ends up with appreciable screen time with any of the others and its going to suck’

he had to get one to pay his legal fee’s from his illegal avocado growing operation

tom selleck wont allow any other show’s cast to crossover unless they purchase a reverse mortgage from him

we’re going to guess that it just means there’s some kind of politician who thinks crime scene investigators are bad and that murders should be solved by an algorithm or whatever’

no, its going to be dirty, soft on crime libs who are using ‘science’ and ‘peer review’ to point out that forensics science is an unscientif

it is the 9th largest country on the planet, but has the lowest population density.

well then, that suggests its going to depend on the quality of the installation and how well they sealed the connection between the original brick and the formstone. but realistically, with a re-done interior and an outer layer that can’t just have a flap lifted to look at what is underneath, you’d have to take it on

but the AV club writer agrees with the free britney people and disagrees with the qanon people, so its totally different. 

what are you talking about? the AV club has noted that ‘numerous comments’ ‘decry the post as a fake.’ after all, trust women, unless instagram posters say that she wore a yellow shirt, in which case its fair game to keep exploiting her past issues with mental illness.

We can only hope that these new techniques don’t involve peering into crystal balls or following leads based on staring at burned chicken bones.’

they just remembered they don’t need to gin up a reason to pin it on the nearest poor person or minority and figured they’d save themselves the extra step

looks like that product attached to brick, which wouldn’t be normally used in a cape cod style house 

well, its just vinyl siding, so given the age and location i’d want to know if there was any rot, but i’d probably have the same question about any older house with new(ish) siding in a temperate climate like baltimore

actually, credit where its due with these guys, all of their changes look cosmetic. take all the stuff off the walls, take out the unusual furniture and all you need to turn this back into a house indistinguishable from its neighbors is a coat of paint and some new carpets. they got to have their raiders themed goth

its just sad to see a band that has been around for so long still referring to itself as Dinosaur Jr. I think its time they quit their job at the dealership and prove they can make it without Dinosaur Sr constantly propping them up!