Yeah, but I’m not sure more mania is what that movie calls for. Also, I'm not sure how will smith (good movie star, not much of an actor) could slot into the candy role

Yeah, it’s a continuation of the best parts of the cracked podcast without some of the fluff that tied it to that specific website

I don’t see either of these actors being able to capture the fundamental sweetness that candy could bring to his roles and was a critical part of the success of planes. There is a sincerity that candy could project (see also: uncle buck) that neither hart nor smith have shown they have the capability to channel.

Rioting soccer fans have *literally* started a modern war. Admittedly, a war that was looking for an excuse to start anyway, but still- until Taylor’s swift fans provide an excuse for two governments to violently hash out long simmering border disputes with jets and tanks, they arent even in soccer fans league 

It’s weird that this attempts to say that female fans are mocked by using obsessive male sports fans as the counterpoint. The male sports hyper fan is basically a cultural shorthand for ‘middle aged, overweight, professional underacheiver’ and has been for decades. Nobody outside if the fandom looks at ‘fireman ed’ or…

Last time I was in shanghai the waitlist for the cities sole pf chang’s was over a month. People love americanized food all over the world

The problem is, you arent mad about jury duty, you’re mad about late stage capatilisn screwing you generally. Having a boss or a gig company screwing you because you got jury duty isnt a flaw with the justice system, it’s a flaw with our economic system. Instead of shirking jury duty, send messages to your elected…

I dont get the hate for jury duty. It’s an extra paid day off- last time i had jury duty I went in, sat in a room and read a book for a few hours and then they dismissed me.  The time I was on a jury, it lasted 2 days, the whole process was fascinating, we rendered a verdict and went home. It was a nice little…

Also the era when the industry was illegally colluding to keep cd sales artificially high, without even really pretending that wasnt what they were doing. 

Sure, but that joke would have felt tired 10 years ago

I did not watch the new high fidelity show (nor much liked the movie) but if the height of its wit in 2020 is a joke about how white people like weezer, I'm not surprised it's not getting another season.

Bit she’s gross! She says gross stuff! Click on the link! Ignore that she’s a talentless hack! She said something gross! Ignore that people were complaining about how rap was only about sex and money with male rappers 30 years ago! Literally held congressional hearings about it!

And in her last video with a big cat she 'borrowed' it from some sketchy oil shiek! It seems pretty reasonable to question the treatment of the cats in this video given her sketchy history

The original system shock was a straight up action adventure game. It pioneered a lot of the elements seen in deus ex. And deus ex 2 had a different directing team (Spector was the emergent narrative guru and he moved to other projects) who were directed by corporate to take deus ex and make it ‘more accessible.’

My recollection was that deus ex was presented not as an FPS but as a role playing game (which it absolutely is.) I cant imagine anyone went into that game expecting unreal

Yeah, Ohio is about an hour outside of Auburn 

ah, i don’t think there are any indoor ranges around here (that aren’t the ‘we have an AK you can rent but you have to buy our ammo at a 1000% bachelor party tax’ type.) 

don’t forget ammo and range time.

i could easily see a scenario in which the wife, for whatever reason, loses her labido and consciously or (more likely) unconsciously starts avoiding sex. in this situation being a hospital doctor probably makes that a lot easier- they tend to work long and often unconventional hours which would already make time for…

My mother is a lawyer who covers mostly contract issues and I asked her once if it was possible to craft a ‘manual marriage’ of sorts (i.e. individual contracts to cover stuff that being married encompasses in most states.) The answer is no- there is no contractual way to re-define next of kin, for example. She…