I mean, when I’m tootling around in my little sub and a reporter who’s on board drops dead OF COURSE I dismember her and dump the body parts, duh! That doesn’t make me a KILLER.

“I have no memory of the pie’s account, but I apologize if the pie feels that way, the whiny pastry”

I try to disassociate my knowledge of sleep paralysis from the story I’m reading and focus on the imagery. But I feel you. After learning about it I just can’t take any story that happens late at night in bed seriously.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

You sound like someone who hasn’t been groped by an old man and hasn’t put any serious effort into imagining what it’s like to live in a world where it’s ok for old men to grope you. It’s not ok. It’s not cute. It’s not funny. Absofuckingtootly every grandpa should be called out what kinda dumbass question is that

Ok. So if women aren’t willing to tell on every grandpa then it’s ok to fondle them. Is that your main point?

So you’re saying that a woman shouldn’t call out someone for groping her unless she’s willing to call out every single other person who’s sexually assaulted/harassed/groped her? Also, why is it always on the woman to call out every instance of sleaziness?

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Yet you seem like a joy to work for.

I posted to the Vox article about it yesterday and it’s astounding how, on a friendly network, being asked softball questions, with the interviewer TRYING to lead his responses, Trump is still unable to string together a coherrent sentence, much less demonstrate ABSOLUTELY ANY knowledge about the bills or issues being…

I think I lost brain cells just reading that.

It can never be pointed out enough that we let the murder of 20 innocent children and their fearless educators go unanswered, We did nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything from there on has been farce and fuckery. Fuck it all, indeed.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

This...

Completely devoid of humanity. I’d wager that if someone compiled a list of “The People You Best Not Pick A Childish Fight With” that “pregnant soldier’s widow” would probably top said list.

Ivanka Trump is only slightly more eloquent than her boyfriend-father. Only slightly. Bigger words but little meaning.

“She is not acting like a victim. She should be doing X, Y and Z instead.”

If she was really raped, why didn’t she go the cops?

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

I remember thinking this about Megyn Kelly when she decided to speak up for maternity leave and her attitude is exactly what’s wrong with many conservatives: