Thank you! We’re not the praying kind, but we’re definitely grasping for any whiffs of hope!

My wife’s on week 10. We’re hoping soooo hard that the HG subsides for 2nd trimester.

That’s a little ridiculous to say they’re not doing it right without a rinser. Beer has been poured for a lot longer than the star rinse has been around. I’d say whoever created this device has done a tremendous job of selling their product, but it’s not really necessary.

I’d like to see Kaepernick get a job, because I find him interesting, and I’d like to see if he can solve the flaws in his game as he nears 30.

I keep picturing him holding a bottle of water above his head until they say they’ll vote for him. It’s sadly a believable scenario.

Hahaha what?? How are my narcing neighbors the good guy in this scenario? Be an adult, talk to someone. Yes, the sweet revenge of trying to make nice with my neighbors.

I agree. That last bit about him having nothing to be embarrassed about is particularly troublesome. Imagine if someone said that when a hacker posted photos of a woman’s naked body.

That’s a little ridiculous. Can you imagine how difficult it is to try as hard as Beyonce does to be cool and have it not come off as desperate? It’s just not realistic to ask celebrities to be cool and relatable and humble etc all at once while at the same time demanding that it looks effortless. Beyonce is maybe…

I was in the same camp. Never understood word counts either. I had one professor that instructed us to use as few words as possible, but that was the exception. Wouldn’t not having word counts be the best way to make students prove they know the material? Or at least as a professor you will know much more quickly…

I think you need to buy a new house.

Good ol’ Huber. Please note: way more alcohol than a standard lager. Simpler times indeed!

Let’s take this logic a step further: The national anthem doesn’t have shit to do with football. Stop playing it before games.

Plus, admitting you’re defending a flag that you believe tells certain people they aren’t welcome MIGHT not be the way to go...

I don’t remember it. Things got a little wild with poppers that year.

Texas is the state trying to make women purchase rape insurance. Own it.

The term “obsessed” is undergoing a similar transformation. We can now take that word to mean “temporarily distracted”. Or at least that’s what I’ve noticed anecdotally.

Parents who tell non-parents they “just don’t get it” is ironic to me. It shows how little understanding they themselves have of the fact that other people have their own shit going on.

We really need to move away from the idea that bacteria are inherently bad. Yes, our sponges are covered in bacteria. But so is everything, including our bodies! Most bacteria DOES NOT cause disease.

What really bothers me is knowing how many corner stores would’ve gotten shut down for selling alcohol, or selling the wrong kind of booze, or too much of it, or now you can’t sell to people using coins, etc. Always some kind of harassment.  And now they’re foaming at the mouth to let Whole Foods sell $12 pints