Yes, there’s a hierarchy. The Danielle Steel superfans are still ahead of Trump, though.

Trump seeing through the eyes of other: “Help, why are these people so funny-colored?!? Oh wait, that’s me.”

You know, I always thought IF anyone orchestrated false flag shootings (they didn’t) it would’ve been gun companies! Think of how much they raked in off the combined fervor of folks needing to protect themselves from guns with guns AND gotta get all my guns before Obama steals them!

“Please let that be a blink, Please let that be a blink!!”

Yes, but don’t you care about the citizens of Elk River who live so far away from the city but still have to hear about this on the news?? Who will think of them???

Never trust anyone who doesn’t read books. Especially the ones who are proud of that fact.

Has anyone noticed that Trump actually doesn’t seem to have any friends? Even the guy Trump said was his friend in Florida who was told he couldn’t vote literally said, “He’s not my friend.”

Do you mean how? It’s because on a state level there is no electoral college. So In MN our governor dominated in the metropolitan areas. Didn’t matter a single bit that all the rural areas went red as hell. Coupled with the fact that the governor himself is from a very prominent and well-liked MN family, plenty of…

Yes, and people who live in fear of deportation were able to sneak past the sweet little old ladies from the League of Women Voters and cast MILLIONS of rogue votes.

Genius.

In my experience if the Toaster Strudel filling is hot enough to burn you then the pastry has become inedibly burnt. It’s a shame.

We’re witnessing the inevitable fallout of corporations being treated as people. The right of Trump Corporation (but not Trump, if you believe him....hahahaha) to make money is absolutely being valued over the interest of actual people.

Proved Aziz’s point quite nicely.

In parentheses: Rich, Old White Man Day.

I guess people loved when he directed all his insults and hate at Hillary and all his dismissing was about the election. But guess what? That’s who he is, hateful and vindictive. He needs to direct it somewhere at all times. So now he’s turning it back on voters, first the ones who didn’t vote for him. But the…

I agree. I think as liberals we need to realize how much our over-emphasis on formal education has really hindered us. I think of how many people I know get in a bind financially and then say, “Well, I better go back to school.” That’s a trap. If we really believe in the inherent value of people then we need to start…

Totem pole. Facepalm. 

Because she’s willing to deny the autonomy of already born women to do what they want with their body. I would say that’s caring more about the pre-born than the born.

This will be a little trickier, but don’t follow him and still track down his tweets to tack on “Thanks Obama.”