Why the fuck are they even interviewing him?

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

This guy is still milking this particular cow? I remember hearing about this when I was like 9. And while I ain’t really that old, I ain’t really that young, either.

This guy is a fucking moron, obviously, but I’m over here fuming about how I have to stare at his disgusting man tits, but you bet your ass they won’t show a woman’s nipple on TV.

I think Kim Kardashian’s biggest fashion crime is just wearing clothes that are not suited for her. And with all the flippin’ access she has, that’s insane. If she really is letting Kanye run the fashion, she needs to stop.

So, he basically rid himself of his only distinguishing feature and now just like an average guy on the street.

Really? I’m not even a baby person but his chubby cheeks make my ovaries explode.

*Googles*

Don’t discount that Gallo might be catfishing himself because he’s a pretentious and needy asshole.

I just snorted really loudly in public. Thank you!

“insiders whisper that it could have been cooked up by Sharon...to drum up more interest in Ozzy’s Black Sabbath tour,”

And yet eating all that Dominoes over the years turned out to be the thing that saved his life? Life really is crazy sometimes...

Domino’s, just like guns and tobacco, when used as prescribed, will kill you.

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

It sounded like he just wanted a little dragon friend, even a cat sized dragon would have made him happy.

It struck me as Tyrion’s brand of self effacing humor.

“It wouldn’t have to be a big dragon.. it could be little like me.”

That speech broke my damn heart, imagining little Tyrion unloved and mocked, just wanting to be brave and ride a dragon like the heroes in his books.

You should check Bricken’s recaps on io9. He, and the commenters, were all about it. Rob went so far as to say he believed the dragons were REAL in that scene than any of Dany’s.