“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.…

Yoko Ono's "zenish" stuff is beginning to irritate me.

If she found out they were huge fans and surprised them, yes.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

You’re giving him some serious “up-eye”. I don’t actually think that’s a thing but I’m dumbstruck with envy. Also, I love your bangs.

HOLY CRAP

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

No, it was Brcky.

Just my gut talking here, but isn’t Jewel’s use of remiss incorrect? I always thought it meant sort of negligent and it doesn’t seem to fit that sentence in that case. Of course, I left school about a million years ago, so I’m probably wrong.

I’m so upset that this amazing show is over forever.

Oh my god this gif is everything

i saw this on twitter and i dont think i’ll ever be the same

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Hahahaha re “Why does that baby have so much hair?”

Sorry, should have clarified. Bruce Jenner is an asshole IN GENERAL.

When you got bills due and you get your money

I hate when public figures talk about marijuana and know nothing about it.