My 14.4 Lb Life

This show depresses me. All the woman married a gross mouth breather... except the one that deserved one.... the carnival freak.

Someone (me) doesn’t like male nurses.

All his movies are dumb and involve too much makeup.

They need a house to protect him in. I’ve read he’s the most threatened president ever. Good sturdy rock walls.

Half the police force would have to surrender their weapons

Ugh I can’t stand Bourdain.

I’m disappointed it’s zombies. I don’t like zombies they don’t do anything for me. I’m not thrilled or scared or interested... nothing.

Don’t buy Doutzen’s Nude because it’s not for you... it’s for Doutzen.

That’s not Rebel Wilson...I think she’s that tall girl from the TLC channel show. Who looks like Elle King

Sorry. No.

She looks damn good and she’s not wearing full body compression spanx under it like oakland ass kardashian

I bet he’s on the phone right now with Keri Russell.

I have long said jiffy lube does more harm than good! ! I was seriously under the impression the lubers broke stuff on purpose that would cause breakdowns and engine trouble later.

You’re the racist for thinking the Oakland half of the statement equals the “foil”

Yikes. Horrible. And he looks bad too. The all white clothing was a big mistake. The song doesn’t make me want to dance at all -it makes me think of TGIFridays and processed food. Wtf?

Idk who to believe in the Allen/Farrow mess, but I know for sure if Sarandon doesn’t like Allen it’s only bc his being there takes attention away from her giant jugs which she works at every opportunity. Ugh. Put em away

I don’t understand the point of the shirts. Nothing and nobody has happened in Alabama since the late1800s? Why all that old time stuff? The shirt isn’t anything -it’s random old stuff. That’s all modern day females in a sorority have to offer on a shirt that commemorates their formal dance?

Colbert is a annoying thirsty whatever and I can’t stand that other little fat man that sings in the car either. The whole of late night is full of annoying retard men with Fallon as the leader. Kimmel used to be ok but he fell to peer pressure an now he’s a tweeny beany retardeeny too. Annoying highjinx. And that…

Serena! Jeez that’s dangerous - ever see “monsters inside of me” ? Some wrong salmon and u end up with a ball of worms in your colon!!