after Putins death

USA USA USA

Yellow is the new orange.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

I thought that was a daughter. They like to bring her out on Fox News when they need someone to say “Look! See?”

He’s a bit of a mixed bag. Was arrested for protesting apartheid in S Africa but was criticized by SCLC for being silent on issues like black voter disenfranchisement in Florida during the 2000 election. You’re thinking of Bernice, his sister.

You really picked the wrong year to give up your drugs.

This is not even best Roger Ebert quote in regards to Schnieder. I highly recommend you read his review of Deuce Bigalow II.

This, this is why we miss Roger Ebert.

Anyone else think that Trump had no idea who John Lewis is until about 20 minutes after his tweets?

I used to have that problem too, but then I stopped mixing LSD and crystal meth.

Piers Morgan also had thoughts about Rep. Lewis that he just had to express. Thank goodness for white guys who have opinions about Rev. King that they’re willing to bestow upon us. It’s so strange that the MLK of their imagination always seems to be refusing to confront racism.

Rob Schneider probably considers Jar-Jar Binks to be nuanced satire.

I have ‘WWRSD?’ tattooed on my arm.

*slow clap*

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

Deuce Bigalow: Civil Rights Gigolo

His official photo immediately made me think of royalty…