Wait, seriously??

That’s the joke.

LOL! That is brilliant.

Do you remember how hard it was to cut and paste back then? You had to use Elmer’s glue, round scissors, magazines, sometimes even newspapers. I admire her for putting in so much more effort to cheat than it would have ever been to do it on the level. To do that for 2000 words is goddam heroic.

Crowley issued the following statement:

If you click through to the linked article, the dissertation was written in 2000. I think that’s where the number came from. Later in the article, it says

And even more bad news: the Bruce Springsteen cover band dropped out.

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

Wait - her Ph.D. dissertation was only 2,000 words long? That seems...really really short.

Pretty sure that people with learning disabilities still understand that it’s wrong, and also illegal, to murder people. There’s no evidence that she’s so profoundly disabled that she doesn’t comprehend what death and murder are.

That’s what I was thinking. It actually sounded respectful.

Who took over Trumpster twitter?? It’s way too coherent for him.

A ferocious maternal instinct just kicked in for Billie.

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING -> Get a grip, you need to face reality -> WAIT, I’M NORMALIZING THIS -> Oh god this is really happening...

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

Your headlines are showering us in puns.