It's just unfortunate that somebody came up with the term "creepypasta" and the first person they told it to lacked the foresight to beat them to death with their shoe.

Upvoted because you've reminded me I should dig out my old Posterchildren albums.

So I'm thinking we should draw straws to decide who takes Great Job Internet! behind the barn to shoot it.

I don't know. I imagine the gymnastics people at least knew what they were doing was completely idiotic.

And here I was thinking, "Well at least they already hit bottom with the gymnastics to fart sounds."

Since I've also wasted the last 17 years can I consider your show a metaphor for my life?

I imagine it's also tested for smoke containment.

It's low hanging fruit like the inevitable, insufferable, wax cylinder jokes.

Hey now. I resisted the urge to immediately write, "I wish someone would overcrowd my bottom."

Part of the race to an already overcrowded bottom.

How you confused my comment about the AV Club's writing style with some sort of pro child marriage statement is beyond me. Ax to grind, I guess.

Your complete misunderstanding of what I said and then your rush to play the rape card is exactly the bullshit nonsense I'm talking about.

Dear AV Club,

Forgive me if I find it hard to believe that a guy who tracks down a woman online just to call her a cunt thinks he's having a laugh. The angry tone of the tweets certainly doesn't suggest playfulness.

Those same assholes also don't care about the opinions of men who believe in ideas like gender equality, and I'm just guessing they probably aren't very receptive to criticism.

Allegory pffft… Sometimes you just want to watch a night-vision ax fight.

"California Band" - Impossibility solved.

I apologize. I thought you were talking about dealers who sell illegally (the black market) and therefore assume rather large risk.

I think it's more risk than greed that keeps supply low and prices high.

And the shoe's intent.