“I don’t get it, so it’s stupid” is a strangely unnuanced opinion from you. For someone open-minded enough to find the joy in driving whatever unsprung tractor Harley is pedaling this year it seems odd.

I’ve been riding since I was a kid and have known a lot of riders. Only one bad injury and no fatalities amongst all of ‘em over my lifetime.

Love or hate the book, Robert Pirsig got at least one thing absolutely right:

While I sort of agree, I also like it when artists can eat.

Easy: Because a cruiser is the motorcycle equivalent of driving one of these. Maybe it’s not your taste in cars, but is it really so hard to understand that someone else might enjoy driving it?