A knife to the stomach is a way worse way to go. The game refused to allow you to assume the role of depraved sadist and instead relegated you to merely executioner.

That statue looks like it'd be tons of fun in a tornado.

I guess i assumed it was just down to proximity to the blast zone. It's tough to get a sense of scale from that picture but that mushroom cloud can't be more than an mile or two away which seems like its well within the area of effect for some nasty radiation. Maybe I'm mixing it up with this though:

Wasn't it basically accepted that anyone operating this when it was fired was doomed to die a horrible radiation saturated death?

I'm guessing confusion is a common theme in your life.

Yea and fuck all those people that say PIN number because you're saying number twice retards!!! This is definitely something worth getting obsessive about!

Oh I see now, you're like 12.

Jesus christ did your neck snap back at all from the force of that joke blowing over your head?

Are you seriously going to argue semantics in a fake gun discussion? Do you also pause movies every time someone says clip instead of magazine and explain the difference to the rest of the room?

It's a good thing no one tried anything like this on me - after playing through this a number of times I started just clicking through menus somewhat absent mindedly knowing that most outcomes are randomly generated. It'd suck to accidentally blow through half a marriage proposal just to see how much scrap I was…

No way, everyone knows about the cosplay loophole in Japan's gun laws.

Yea that's my question too. Those bullets look pretty real. At very least its the type of toy that would get you shot for brandishing publicly.

"Get out of my peaceful cab" is a close second.

Haha all those people who were jumping to defend you probably feel pretty dumb now that you've confirmed that its based on the character design. Don't worry, there's probably another white savior game around the corner for you to play through the holes in your pointy hood.

I wouldn't start patting them on the back just yet - he may not be white but they definitely made him as light skinned and round-eyed as physically possible while still being able to claim he's Nepalese. It has the look of a once truly interesting and different character that was focus grouped to death to make it…

Right, just like every person that critiques wine needs to also run a successful vineyard. All those professional movie critic reviews? Invalid: because none have made an oscar winning film. Good point friend.

Except you didn't critique anything, you're just whining that he isn't agreeing with you. If you challenged his observations in any way that would be a critique - you just invented an elaborate metaphor based on the notion that you shouldn't offend the feelings of a person that creates something. Critique is part of…

So sayeth Nicolas Mcgee: Arbiter of what constitutes true outrage. Please provide us with a list of things that you consider outrage worthy so we don't waste any more time on this.

You, on the other hand, sound like an absolute peach.