I feel you on this one. I’m 26 and have gone through 7 cars since highschool out of nothing other than boredom and a desire to expereince different rides before i get married and have kids and are sequestered to needing to own a family mover. Is my lifestyle of car ownership financially sound? Prolly not. Do i bust my…

That is a much better script

It happens about half the time for me it seems. West Texas

I’ll throw in a second entry: watching videos/listening to music on your phone without headphones in a car full of people. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ. Just don’t.

Leaving your lights on while in line at a drive through restaurant/starbucks etc. Most drive thru’s are well lit anyway, but for those of us in cars, having a large truck or suv behind us with lights on directly on your bumper is obnoxious. Even worse, some folks hit the brights, too.

I didn’t even know they offered auto insurance

“How is it possible that we have so few crossovers from this iconic American luxury brand?”

Interesting!  

Yes yes very cool, but i am more interested in this? I’ve never seen auto/snack goods for sale like that. Is this an East Coast thing?

Tall

Thank you my King

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell that makes you barf. I’ve never seen a Harry Potter film, so that is as far as i can take this joke.

Consult your doctor if you are pregnant or may become pregnant and plan on passing this down to your children after 250k miles. You should not buy an Evoltis if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. If you are unable to afford an Evoltis, Subaru may be able to help by giving you a 72 month loan with reasonable…

I can see that. I think i would like the higher end grille better in a different color/in person. One thing i didnt notice about the base trim before i posted was how similar it is to the 16 Grand Cherokee, which i am not a fan of.

I think it is fine with the body matched front as seen on the red camaro at the top of the page. I take issue with the blue car pictured at the bottom, too much silverado going on for me.

I haven’t seen that, but after looking it up, now i want to.

Props to your username btw.

Even just a glimpse of that blue one has me all fizzy in places

This is off topic, but “Pop Star” is an underrated movie and is some of Andy’s best work. If you’re into debauchery, that is.

Hey there. It was just a (poorly written) joke, no biggy. It wont be in my tight five for the Comedy Store for sure.