1.) Rossi’s comment about what it takes to move to Ducati was a total head-game comment to nudge Lorenzo to leave Yamaha. Better for Rossi.

Rossi didn’t fail to win on the 2017 Ducati, which is the bike that Lorenzo would be riding. Rossi failed to win on the 2011 and 2012 Ducatis, of which Lorenzo will not race on. It isn’t as though the manufacturers don’t change bikes from year to year. I’ve never understood the idea that Stoner could win on a bike…

This also means that Rossi won’t have to play nice with Jorge. Good luck with that Lorenzo.

This is what he was saying.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I unfortunately do not have massive “thumbs”. But I will give my very loosely termed average sized thumbs up as well.

Came here for Grumpy Cat. Leaving satisfied.

That’s one hell(cat) of a typo.

5 seconds after the Jeep intern gets behind the wheel.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

This was, in fact, on Facebook last week, but it is still fucking awesome!

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

You successfully scared the shit out of me. I was about to lose my mind haha.

Street racing on deserted road is one thing, but with traffic involved, plainly stupid.

I’m 6' 3". I’m familiar with this hell.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

Please Please Please put Clarkson in Snickers commercial.

Everyone wants to photograph it, to get video of it, to merely see it. People will follow you closely for miles in their Nissans and their Tahoes just to get a few snapshots or to wave to you. Some will even run out of their cars in heavy traffic to score some pictures with their iPads. No one rolls your eyes at you…