WHERE IS THE MONGOLIAN WRESTLING PROTEST?!?!?!

He was dressed like he wanted it.

VIOLENTLY ripped the ball from him? Get the fuck out of here.

As someone who works in the biz, I can share that your wife isn’t so much lucky as much as she’s actually just one of the few who bother entering radio station contests (especially if the tickets she’s winning are for low level shows and they’re giving away a ton of them). I remember a morning radio remote doing a…

“Nooo... Let me die.”

I love that people in Cleveland refer to the stadium as “The Factory of Sadness”.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

In Cleveland you have to be the first to find and administer a life-saving shot of adrenaline directly to the heart of an overdosed Brownie the Elf somewhere in the Flats to win tickets.

I think being driven around by a famous dude looking to kill time is much less intimidating than being driven around by a total stranger who may or may not be looking to kill you.

2016 is the weirdest year ever and this proves it. Huge money for a closer, who was traded from a rebuilding Yankees team to the world champion Cubs and then signed by the Yankees again, who plan on being under the luxury tax relatively soon. Wtf?

A delicate...sandwich?

I was at the game. LeBron was basically crafting a delicate sandwich while cruising to 25 points. Too fucking easy, man.

Jesus fucking Christ, there’s always a highlight truther truther.

that three-pointer on the other end was really adding insult to fake injury too...

Love Shumps Hate.

Guys, pay attention. It was only the end of the second quarter. Look at the graphic in the corner. It says “2nd” right there on the screen. Such an embarrassment to see a mistake like that on this usually-wonderful website.

Yea but Steve Smith is OUR douchebag. Burfict just sucks....

That’s what burners are for.

Boo