Chevy Sprint. Take everything about the Cavalier make it smaller and ten times cheaper in every way. Then send it to Suzuki, build quality masters, and slap a bow tie on it and you have one of the most god awful cars to be around.

Let's count the problems with your comment.

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

In some sick way, I'd almost rather my remaining grandmother die like a lawless badass than the way my other 3 grandparents have gone: multilple aneurisms and a vegetative state; cerebral hemhorrage while sleeping; and a protracted 3-year battle with Alzheimers in a nursing home.

But then we wouldn't have a complete video. Priorities, priorities...

When a news anchorman reported the pilots' names of Asiana flight 214 that crashed last year were 'Sum Ting Wong' and 'Wi Tu Lo'. http://www.mediabistro.com/tvspy/epic-ktv…

Pam Poovey. AKA, the White Pumpkin. Beats the Yakuza at street racing. Not to mention her fighting skills, drug/alcohol consumption limits, breast size and best sex that Arcer ever had.

Deathrace 2000's Frankenstein of course:

The Isuzu Vehicross of course!

It doesn't just apply to hatchbacks. The title is a little pointed, mostly since the whole thing started with a Nissan Micra.

Good thing Jalopnik gets to these"pending submissions" so quickly so that they can be part of the discussion...