YOU ARE ENTERING INTO A WORLD OF PAIN!

Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

@VincentGrey: A baby born will die before the sin

Damn you, video games! You always do something cool to something I didn't care about then making suddenly care about something that I feel didn't deserve my attention before the fact. Damn you, video games!

@fuchikoma: Ideon! WOOT!

@P4KO: I AGREE!!!

I lol'd

LIIINE PIEEEEEECE!

Whoa... Just whoa...

@tvandlust: It really is great. But, y'know, I can't help but feel bad that I was once apart of the hardcore crowd that looked down on these "casual gamers."

Looks like someone didn't get a Wii for Christmas...

You know what isn't for breakfast?

@Fernando Jorge: Ditto on that.

Cool story, bro.

Everytime you unplug a console, this guy... Okay, this was too easy. I won't even finish it.

@Kyuu: ...that DOES sound pretty good! In this day and age, 2D games could have have serious potential (and cut development time SIGNIFICANTLY). As the great Gunpei Yokoi once said, "Lateral Thinking of Withered Technology."

@metallicorphan: Allow me to retort: I like Facebook. :P

Everyday is a holiday for me, so this day isn't particularly special for me to begin with.

This is a terrible, terrible story... and I know I'm gonna get the fire for this, but... that CG recreation made this terrible story into a terribly funny one. It's not like I'm some sick person (for the most part). A realistic sketch slide show would have been more appropriate! Those goofy 3D models do nothing but…