10 years from now, someone will make a caliper-backscratcher and we will all think "YES, genius! Why didn't I think of that??"

Yes, please, do it for science and for all the smart, non-batshit-crazy people here in this lovely state.

Maybe they should go to Wandy's and order a waamburger and some french cries.

Timecube.

Steampunkachu?

I'll have you know I used that for a while as my wallpaper, though my side monitors were old and couldn't do it justice.

I'm hoping that a year from now, some sweet Android Ice Cream Sandwich phone will come out with a nice keyboard so that I can finally emulate some SNES games without touching the screen.

Very useful.

I think a digital version would actually be kind of sweet if it linked to videos of the actual world records.

Right at 9 minutes in, you see Jobs look at the iPod and think,

Obligatory "I wonder how he carried those massive balls up that mountain" comment.

Say what you will, that animation/logo for Wallet was damn spiffy.

I bought Aiaiai's TMA-1 headphones for myself for Christmas and I have no regrets over the decision. They sound amazing and I really dig Aiaiai's style overall. I'm really intrigued by these Tracks...

Be sure to turn off steering for the unlucky SOB that gets the green shell.

My leg twitched while I watched one of the faster swingers. Apparently I'm itchin' to swing.

Can you get me some Abraxo cleaner, a tin can, some turpentine, and a Nuka Cola Quantum?

Extremely well put and the kind of out of the box logic that I enjoy, well played sir.

Yeah, well that study was run by a bunch of jerks that are one generation above us! So what the hell do they know?