When it comes to wealth and fame? Kim Kardashian got rich and famous by being rich and famous. If that's what you aspire to, there are few better, more public examples.

What the hell does "messy tidiness" mean?

It's totally the "Stride of Pride". Or it should be. :-)

WWPSD?

Saint Peter is going to have a goddamn field day when this asshole shows up wanting to be let through the pearly gates.

"Do you want to be famous, baby?"

This is the video that prompted the request. =)

Time to celebrate Pi day on Friday, March 14 with a round pie!

Dunk-A-Roos are sadly absent from this list, and were present in my very nutritious lunches as a child. And if I never see a fucking Capri Sun again, it will be too soon! (I thought I was the only one who found a moldy one! Good to know I'm not crazy!)

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

All hail Cheeseballs!!

Ah, Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll ups came in quite handy when my geeklets requested I make candy sushi in lieu of cake at last year's birthday party.

Yipes Stripes Fruit Stripe Gum!

I feel like you seriously missed out by not including Go-Gurt. Because who doesn't want to eat unnaturally brightly colored yogurt from a tube! Also the two-tone Trix yogurt.

I have a story that isn't really mine, and isn't really funny (more uplifting) so I'm going to share it here instead of sending it in. A little while after I started working as a waitress at an Italian restaurant in a small town, my coworker told me a story. Our other coworker, let's call her Amy, was serving a table…

And, sometimes, just because you're a victim doesn't been you've been absolved from all responsibility.

Nice bit of less-than-subtle racism on "Oh, yes we can."

Ignoring, for a moment, the fact that Dr Suess is rolling in his grave fast enough to produce electricity, can we agree that the second you "re-write" a beloved children's book for political means it makes you look like a fucking lunatic? Didn't someone else in Congress do this with Green Eggs and Ham as well and it…

3. Grape-Nuts

A list with a #1 I've never heard of... amazing that Grierson & Leitch found time to write this during Oscar season.