As long as it reflects you and your husband, I'm sure it'll be lovely. I don't hate "cute," but when you put more effort into lining your tables with butcher paper to offset the burlap runner than you did getting to know each other... That's when I get nervous...

I went to this wedding last fall. I'm still recovering from the preciousness-overload. It was like Pintrest and HGTV had a baby... And it married a Manic Pixie Dream Girl under a Harvest Moon in a faerie circle...

I also love a cucumber sandwich. I like mine in rye with cream cheese, dill, and pepper. And, I'll take a tiara...

Pop Rocks didn't even make the list?? Overall, I quite agree with your rankings, but the absence of Pop Rocks from the list is crushing my soul.

I've never seen these before, but now I want them so much!

Zotz! I love those! Grape Zotz are so great!

My BFF and I have argued the relative merits of M&Ms vs Sixlets. She says Sixlets are superior. She's obviously crazy, but I still love her. They are hard to find, so I stock up wen I find them. That's why she still loves me...

My kids love Airheads. We must try this!!

I'd never heard of this commercial before, so I just watched it... Thank you for the eternal nightmare fuel. (Shudders!)

You still must've been quite well-behaved. I never tried that, but my two just bicker constantly. That's the worst...

Rats! We are not cousins, then, sadly. If I'd tried to call my grandmother by her first name, I'd have been swatted for being impudent. I was Grampa's little angel, though... I was the only girl in nearly a generation, so I got all the pretty things... he passed away when I was a toddler, but all the pictures of…

Are we cousins?? I learned all the hard-core etiquette lessons from my maternal grandmother, too. I think she intended for me to marry into high society, since my mom fell in love with, and married, the class clown. I'm not sure Grandma would be too impressed with me (more of a tomboy than the lady she'd intended),…

I think, as long as you don't drink out of the finger bowl, you're all good. Are there still restaurants that provide finger bowls?!? I only ate at one once, in Canada. I was actually, just a kid myself, so I don't even remember what city it was. :)

I'm not sure if it'd work for all kids, but I'd be willing to give it a go... "Rent-an-Overbearing-Mom?" :)

I figured out how to get my kids to behave in a restaurant.

I hear this. My kids are dancers. I already work a flex schedule to get them to the studio early one night per week. The director asked me if I could bring LittleMuffinBoy in early another day. I got serious stink-eye when I said "no, because I work."

We've all got to face the fact that we've gotta go sometime. I'll take death by Hiddleston. At least, when I'm lying in my casket, at the wake, everyone will smile and say, "Well, Muffin died doing what she loved..."

I know... I'm old... But this reminds me so much (in only the best of ways) of the Gallery of Regrettable Food. So many happy hours wasted there. This looks like a good way to lose a couple hours.

You are truly a benevolent being. :)

You are my hero. Road trip? :)