So, make a whole new movie.

Woah, man, I'm from the future, I'm not a fucking psychic!

I'm you twenty minutes into the future.

"Equality" doesn't mean tolerating people who condone sending death threats to kindergarteners.

Can I live in the reality where people like you don't exist? That sounds like fun.

Wait, there's a problem here. Who the hell would break up with Felicity Jones?

Question: do Quinto and Peters have some kind of freaky sex thing going on? Because if they do, I love every single one of those ideas.

Well…at least this clip is less cheap-looking than Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark? Even if the song wasn't all that great, the animatronics work looks pretty good. Should be fun to read the reviews, if nothing else.

Agreed on Raimi being a good fit. Knows his way around action/horror, and he'd get the admittedly difficult tone exactly right.

Argh, Carousel. Why do people like that awful show, again?

What the fuck's a Triffid?

Technically, age of consent laws are different in France, so there's nothing illegal being done in the movie.

More like "you're gonna hear me SNORE," amirite?

Even with the horrible shrieking chorus?

Her work with Ben Folds on the Once Upon Another Time EP is easily her best stuff, particularly "Bright Lights and Cityscapes" and "Lie to Me". I did like The Blessed Unrest, though.

Maybe they didn't want to since Nelson Mandela died recently?

I love crass and lowbrow, but I found it crass and lowbrow in pretty much the most dull, uncreative way I could imagine. It's the same reason I don't laugh at Adam Sandler movies.

Snakenado?

Don't feed the greg, y'all.

I love her in Damsels in Distress. Haven't seen Frances Ha yet, though. Is it as good as everyone says it is?