I am just going to leave it MNEK about my thoughts about this song

Excellent piece Jia.

To be honest, if anyone needs 'Pope-ing', Lena Dunham is pretty much at the top of my list

it's all fun and games talking shit about rita but like, is she a superstar, just not in america? like is she actually big in the UK? because there are plenty of MASSIVELY successful people that just don't make it in the US?

Man this cake looks delicious. What were you saying?

Never, ever, EVER, use the Internet to prove your wife wrong.

Ugh, this is not at all directed at you, but you've just illustrated perfectly why we, as a culture, HAVE to stop thinking of "sex" as exclusively p-in-v penetrative sex. It excludes so many, many other ways of getting off. It's sad. And it's especially bad to treat p-in-v as the be-all, end-all because it can be so…

I don't think maintenance sex is necessary for everyone (especially if you're not into it) but it's definitely a thing for me. My job is stressful, shitty, and draining. I'm pretty much always stressed out and exhausted and it really craps on my sex drive. I try to muster up the enthusiasm to have sex with my…

Yeah, I paid $600 to have my hamster's tail removed because she was biting it really hard in anguish. The vet told me that her quality of life could still be good for several months and I really, really loved her.

I really hope people don't start posting insensitive comments like 'a homeless person could have used that $500'. Fish are living creatures, too. This says a lot about what a caring, responsible person this man is.

If it was a dog or cat, people wouldn't bat an eyelid. But dogs and cats live for ~12 years. Goldfish live for ~30. On a yearly basis, the poop surgery is a better investment.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

I'm currently a WeightWatcher's member and can attest that the program does work, but I find the underlying negativity in this rebranding very off putting. The insinuation that my butt is big because I haven't been using my brain is borderline fat shaming and a weight loss company can't afford to fat shame. You could…

Having done both Weight Watchers and My Fitness Pal, I think Weight Watchers is the stronger program. In person meetings and weigh ins helped, and the flexibility of the points system was better. It's overpriced, though, especially online- there is no reason the online program should cost more than $10/month. If I…

Tim Tripp, pastor of the Northeast Church of Christ in Cincinnati, told NBC News that the funeral was moved because "the times and dates had been publicized, and the family's received threats."

Look, I know you've gotten plenty of people yelling at you, and I know you weren't trying to seem insensitive, but look, girl, I can orgasm at the drop of hat (seriously, PIV orgasm on the bottom, top, side, etc etc) but telling people to "free their mind" is just so fucking insensitive. I'm sure these people have…

But they just want to tell you how wonderful sex is for them—and that you should all just let go! Orgasms are so much fun!!! They're not rubbing it in or bragging at all!!!

I tried masturbating several times over the course of my late teens and early twenties and I never got anywhere close to reaching orgasm. I read websites, I talked to my friends, I bought a vibrator, nothing worked. I vividly remember bursting into tears after having sex with my boyfriend once because I was so…

I've never had an orgasm. Ever. Getting married in a few months to a guy who has never gotten me off. I love him and I like sex well enough because it makes me feel connected to him, but I'd also be fine without sex. I spent a long time feeling very broken and still sometimes feel that way, but at this point I think…