oh shit Lyla's autopsy results. It's about to get real. I was not expecting that, I've been shonda'd

#Scandal had a presidential phone sex. #HTGAWM has a voodoo penis.. shonda rhimes is killing me...

Every time I see him, I think of knee-bows. Plus he looks like a fish.

Think he's checking out Annalise's turkey neck?

A Body For Every Body? With THAT visual?

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

An incredible photo gallery of this otter pup came through on Election Night at like 11:30 p.m. and I don't think I've ever posted anything to the [local news] site I work for faster in my LIFE.

I think this is a good point - above and beyond the fact that young people should vote regardless of whether or not they're "enthused." Midterms tend to bring out the old, been in office for 100 years and always win candidates and that's just not interesting to younger voters. That coupled with the fact that many Dems…

WHOA THERE MAYBE TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.

I masterbated in the bed of my Morman friend when I was in my early teens. She was right next to me. I tried to be super descreat, but in hindsight I realize that I wasn't. It had nothing to do with her. I wonder if she knew, but I don't worry that she would think I'm a predator. This OMG she masterbated thing is…

Considering how much of an air-head Lawrence's character was, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that she was misrepresenting what she read in the article?

Why are we acting like this is only about her touching her 1 year old sister's vagina when she was 7 and not also about emotionally coercing her sister into sleeping in her bed and then masturbating while she sleeps? And about paying her sister in candy to give her long kisses on the lips? And about paying her sister…

I mean ... Callie and Arizona. I was ready for an update.

CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

Brian.

TRUTH. I actually probably wouldn't have had such serious self-esteem issues as a tween if it weren't for the clothes being so fucking tiny and stuff. Babydoll tees do nothing for a 13 year old's chubby tummy rolls except make her feel like she's too big to even be alive.

Yes. and if you happened to have big boobs and no torso, it was even worse. I felt like at one point that I had shirts that you could see UP if you were lying on the floor because they'd just hang off your boobs. It was like my boobs were a shelf and my tops were an unflattering piece of slip cover or something...

Okay honey.

I think Bonnie is involved.