You know what tables I took the best care of? Large parties where I knew I was getting an automatic gratuity. Why? Because I gave a shit about my job, I just didn't want to go out of my way and bust my ass when I didn't know if I was getting fucked on the tip.

There's a reason non-Americans find our tipping culture so patently baffling; to the residents of basically any other First World Nation, the idea that food service workers should make $2.13/hour and have their entire income subsidized by what essentially amounts to coerced charity doesn't just border on the…

If you got paid in 85% dollar bills you'd have a fat wad of cash too.

I believe it was John Steinbeck who said, "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Yes, especially since it's obvious that he tries while she's doing things. That makes me so angry. Whatever she's doing can wait, he wants to have sex like now! He probably starts bothering her in the middle of something she's doing, then pouts when she says she's busy right that minute, then the pouting puts her even…

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

This is my alma mater. I am not even remotely surprised. They've always been about protecting athletes, donor's children and their precious reputation. My boss also went to HWS (that's what we call Hobart & William Smith) , 15 years before me, and he said so many things in the article sound exactly like stuff that…

I guess you've never heard of Chad Ochocinco Johnson. He does whatever the fuck he wants.

Ken Amaro is our local victim's advocate on local news. His piece claims that he intervened with Frank and the family and THEN the dealership caved. Ken only gets involved when people have been wronged here in Jax and are not given satisfaction. Methinks that originally, the dealership was not going to return his 2011…

Man walks into dealership for SERVICE. I don't know about you, but no one from sales talks to me when I am in for service. Also, they added at least 5 grand worth of bullshit charges in the way of a maintenance plan and service contract. Something tells me they saw an easy target and went for it. That is a little…

Yeah, this pretty much reads like a chain email.

I would say, based on my (granted, fairly limited) experience in a semi-high-end hotel restaurant with really cool decor, that the constant instagramming and picture taking definitely adds some time to the meal.

Perhaps he shouldn't be driving at all...

This isn't actually about the internet though. It basically boils down to saying that richer people tend to have a different standard of beauty than poorer people, which makes more sense than saying it's the internet's fault. The people with more Internet access also have more access to TV, movies, magazines, and…

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

HOW THE FUCK BIG WAS THIS CAT??? I'M ONLY 5'2, AND MY 60 LB DOG COMES UP TO JUST PAST MY KNEES. I THINK THAT WAS A TIGER.

Okay. Since NO ONE ELSE is filling this role, I will step up to the plate and be that ONE GUY sharing how horrible it is to get a kidney stone. I feel like a mustard gas survivor yelling YOU KIDS THINK WAR IS FUNNY!?

I'm having a hard time understanding the complaint here. I agree that vanity sizing is dumb, but I understand why people do it. First of all, no one, man or woman, likes to try on clothes that don't fit. I'd much rather grab a four and find out that it is way too big than way too small. It makes for a more…

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

Well, probably depends where you are. But in this context, does it really matter?