Cindy189, Samanthaslut696969 and Jakeman185 are also on the phone too. Maybe a conference call?

So iOS holds its competition afloat?

I want a magical pizza button!!

Alyx is somewhat starting to do this

Season 2: Zune vs. iPod

Nikefuel costs more. $3.99 a gallon.

They sell out like every 3 seconds it's insane.

Pshhhhh they've been disinvited ever since the iPhone 4.

Apple didn't invent it... this is a different company's app

This comment system is outdated and should be abolished.

Look like they changed it.

Is Giz still uninvited, or has the liberal Tim Cook brought you back?

Wait.. no home button??? HOW WILL I QUIT THE FINGER-SQUISH APP?

If they actually gave out those IDs, I'd consider.

Did he just tweet about the DHS? Watch that guy, he's onto us!

Still, having the routes out online... >.<

So then how do legitimate citizens get to airports?

Le spoof is le spoof.

Well... this is safe.

Matt is leaving? :O HOW CAN THIS BE!?!?