Just imagine Romney and Santorum gettin it on Santorum-style.

So the point of this program is...?

When did the picture for this change? xD

HOW CAN THIS BE!?!?

oh dear lord....

The iPad 3 will arrive.

Yes...

A bit of randomness, and how long you've been a customer

I just designgasmed.

Oh dear god...

Ban "Private Muffin"... his/her name is derivative, slightly porny, and also fake. LOLOLOLOL

If you're a preferred customer, apparently, it's still only $18 according the rep I spoke with.

So, essentially, they're not there but we know they're not there so therefore science has moved forward, creating a new, more enlightened age. Yay!

Oh, another one of these iPhone apps that magically make you not have a disease, or make you rich. I can totally see how this is reportable news!

I know!! That's crazy!!!

Gizmodo, what is it with you and stealing everything that has to do with iPhones? :p

I CAN HAS SHINY?

Uh oh.