Fuck that juy.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

KC had a god damn stroke on the call, was pretty amazing. Gotta think he took a good amount of personal satisfaction is seeing the Zombie Sonics get bounced like that

Sonics fan here living in Portland. And I work for Moda!  I don’t watch Blazer games. Ever. I’m watching the Mariners game last night, look at Yahoo Sports app on my phone and see the Blazers game is tied, switch over to the game just as Damian is bringing the ball over half court with about 12 seconds to go.  Perfect…

When the Sonics left, i started rooting for the Blazers as I used to live in Portland. However, i never stopped hating the Thunder with all of my heart. This shot was the most cathartic sports moment i’ve ever had.

Knocking OKC out of the playoffs....with the great Kevin Calabro on the call? Awesome.

This Beights guy appears to be legitimately crazy. Look at his current GoFundMe:

This took place in the late 80s - that will matter in a moment.

and if you’re a Blazers or Sonics fan, that feeling gets doubled--the greatest teams in club history wouldn’t be the title winning teams. 

Middle of MN and a huge Mariners fan (I’m 35). Every year my dad let me pick one Twins game to go to. Every year I chose the Mariners. Loved Griffey, Martinez, Johnson. Even had the Buhner Buzz hair cut all of 5th grade. One baseball memory I’ll never forget is sitting 2 rows up from the on deck circle, wearing my…

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Does he know that planes have autopilot? I mean, maybe an actual pilot is in control on Air Force one every second but prior and post (if we live that long) his stupid ass presidency, his personal jet was def flown on autopilot some percentage of every trip.

On the plus side, the Sydney Kings just found their replacement for Andrew Bogut.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

Oh look! Yet another example of how codified fairy tales, organized whackadoodle religions, are far more fanatically evil than whatever good they provide.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

I actually past an art class in community college back in the day

i ave never, ever, pusht the backspace button

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

I said “congrats Bob!” He looked up and then went right back to sleep. True legend