This took place in the late 80s - that will matter in a moment.

and if you’re a Blazers or Sonics fan, that feeling gets doubled--the greatest teams in club history wouldn’t be the title winning teams. 

Middle of MN and a huge Mariners fan (I’m 35). Every year my dad let me pick one Twins game to go to. Every year I chose the Mariners. Loved Griffey, Martinez, Johnson. Even had the Buhner Buzz hair cut all of 5th grade. One baseball memory I’ll never forget is sitting 2 rows up from the on deck circle, wearing my…

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Does he know that planes have autopilot? I mean, maybe an actual pilot is in control on Air Force one every second but prior and post (if we live that long) his stupid ass presidency, his personal jet was def flown on autopilot some percentage of every trip.

On the plus side, the Sydney Kings just found their replacement for Andrew Bogut.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

Oh look! Yet another example of how codified fairy tales, organized whackadoodle religions, are far more fanatically evil than whatever good they provide.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

I actually past an art class in community college back in the day

i ave never, ever, pusht the backspace button

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

As someone who’s been vegetarian for 11+ years, PETA is the fucking worst.  It feels like they’re actively working to undermine the normalization of a meatless diet by just being so fucking extreme instead of doing what Paul did here and simply spelling out that there are good reasons to go vegetarian or vegan, but…

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

The Yeezy Boost 350 v2 triple white, which dropped in September, was incredibly easy to get.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Minnesota gave us Prince. That makes up for at least 87% of the state’s repressed Lutherans.

Told you!

I said “congrats Bob!” He looked up and then went right back to sleep. True legend