When asked why he was kicking the swans, Mantella replied “It’s my cygneture move.”

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

at that location, that franchise is CURSED, i tell yee
CURSED

Lol, so basically you are feeling kind of indignant about that one small sentence?

Killjoy Rule sounds like a depressed ‘00s rapper.

As a Tribe fan, these people are the worst. I removed my Wahoo decals and started only buying gear without the Chief pretty much right after I went to opening day and saw those protesters. Literally the only argument I ever needed, and should ever be needed.

Shut up Pete.

Free Steve!

We need to airlift Steve Pool away from that disaster zone.

KOMO suuuuuuuuucks.

Here’s my tips from playing a couple hours last night:

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

Yeah, it’s a tough situation. I’m sympathetic to the employees of Vista’s holdings (and I own a few Giro helmets, some of their goggles, and a Camelbak myself) but maybe this will make brands think twice about who they partner with, which is a good thing.

Most Deadspinners were pretty solidly on the side of taking the plane delay over the barf flight, for various reasons: terrified of turbulence, don’t mind the idea of entertaining themselves in airport bars

He’s a member of what we can now call the Derp State.

Usually it’s the Arizona cheerleaders rejecting referees.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.