Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I see a problem with every driver besides me. If they would get all the cars off the road except mine I can guarantee you there would be no more traffic fatalities.

My dad is 82, he drives the speed limit, keeps a good distance from the car in front of him, uses his turn signals, and doesn’t run yellow lights. I see a problem more with young men who are overly aggressive and drive like assholes. Young women too.  Driving while angry is a serious problem.

Only one guy can talk smack about Winnipeg, and that’s John K. Samson.

As far as New York teams go, at least the Bills made the playoffs. You could be a miserable fan of one of the Manhattan projects instead.

Hundreds of Americans got to remember Chuck Connors when Chuck Person got arrested and we found out his name was Chuck Connors Person.

Irsay kept the eightball, though.

These racist and extremely stupid administrators thought they were the king bullies of their schoolyard and no one, certainly not a student protestor, could possibly stand against them. Now they are in the news and are being seen for what they are. I hope they face consequences for their shameful and illegal acts.

A call in Seattle from New England has not had this bad of a reaction since...

Not the first time today I’ve seen the Browns leave streaks around the lower bowl while circling the drain.

When asked for his opinion on the situation, Russell Wilson glanced around nervously and pissed his pants before discussing the Seahawks positive locker room culture.

Wellllll... how about