Wow what an extremely witty retort. And by that I mean unfunny. 

No one anywhere cares what you think about anything.

Oink oink oink oink oink little piggy.

I’m sorry I’ve been so disrespectful. Would you rather I refer to you as a “woman of size"

Maybe the farmer gave you less slop this morning than usual? Which is understandable given your fat disgusting body. 

How about me? Is this enough to get me ungreyed ? 

It’s just so odd, before you had no issue leaving me 15-20 gifs like a child or intellectually disabled person might do.

What about human thumbs? 

Nah.

Probably an extra large one too huh? 

Ohhhh. Looks like uggo needs a diper change

I got worried there that you had finally had a heart attack from all the grease and fat clogging up your veins. 

Ignorant and unattractive is such a good pairing.

Yeah you just think he should never work again. So subtle.

People like you are cancer. 

Fatty