You would until your engine blows up on lap 5, anyway.

Yeah, I had a feeling they meant vs. Centaur, but the graphic doesn’t state that.

Ronaldo scores penalties like 90% of the time, Messi is closer to 75%. It’s still a valid position, recent history not withstanding.

Someone told me once that they met Figo and that he was a bit of a dick. It may be unfair, but that’s always colored my opinion of him.

I’d bet there will be many a hot take if he loses too ( which he should, let’s be real ), just in the other direction.

That, boys and girls is why I don’t let my Dad do my taxes.

Ben Arfa and Deulofeu are the same, in that they can make brilliant moves on a regular basis before immediately fucking everything up by being greedy and or stupid.

I didn’t watch the post game stuff, but hopefully this shut up the ESPN party line about Wales being all Bale all the time. They basically need all of the starters healthy and available if they’re going to compete and because Ramsey plays centrally he has more impact than bale as far as directing play.

He enjoys Messi ( justified ), Ben Arfa, and Deulofeu ( both kinda garbage, says a lot about his taste in the game ).

Portugal-Poland wasn’t a barn-burner either.

You forgot penalty kicks^

Wales looked toothless without Rambo. Bale didn’t have the best day either, so it compounded the problem. The yellow accumulation rules are absolutely ridiculous and need to be changed before the 2018 World Cup.

Any idea what they mean by “3x Propellant” in that graphic?

I love the over-the-top GOAT platitudes from the announcers. I get that competitive eating is difficult, but lets not oversell it guys.

I never wanted to see Stephen A. Smith’s or Chris Broussard’s “O” faces, but I’m pretty sure I just saw both.

What’s the most racist city in America?

For me personally, the only appropriate hot-dog toppings are horseradish mustard, diced onions and relish. Super-delicious, though your breath will be unbelievably awful afterward.

All you’d really need is a MLB franchise in Vietnam. Then you can have all the dog-meat dogs your heart desires.

There really wasn’t any result for Iceland that’s a bad one in this game. They accomplished so much just to get there and still got 2 goals off of France, which is probably more than anyone expected.

Not really an apples to apples comparison.