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Muddie Mae Suggins
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I think it depends on how many communications you ignore. Mutual ghosting is obviously a-OK. Ignoring one message isn't my favorite thing in the world (and yes, I have been on the receiving end) but I don't think it makes you uncaring, maybe just very conflict averse. It's when you ignore the second message that you

(I think it was over who supported Bernie Sanders more)

Are they doing this taping with consent or without? Cuz if it's without, I've got bad news for them…

I wouldn't be super surprised in FAIL's guy targeted her precisely because she was vulnerable to coercion. The guy is clearly an abusive piece of shit, and they generally end up with people who are more susceptible to their mind games for whatever reason.

Bush, search party of three.

It wasn't really a plan (except in the sense that we've been discussing it forever) but we got a dog! He's doing really well so far. He and the cat were even within about 6 feet from each other today and nobody growled or hissed. Good job, animals!

To some Christians, birth control makes baby Jesus cry. Pulling out and NFP are somehow allowable for vague "God's still in control" reasons, but God's magic powers can't break latex or cause the pill to fail for some reason.

Sort of. Slightly less bushy facial hair, though.

Ah, gotcha. I suppose I don't notice that because I find the lack of specific referents annoying in both sentences! (And I do it way too often myself. Boo, bad habits.)

I've never noticed any ambiguity with "they", I guess. Personally I've found a lot of the new pronouns more ambiguous when pronounced out loud - "hir" can slide into "her" pretty easily depending on your accent.

Sure, people can, it depends on exactly how your lifestyles are different and why. My fiance is blue collar (like, aggressively so), college dropout, prefers being alone in the woods to nearly everything. I'm pretty aggressively white collar/middle class, annoyingly smug liberal, like people and spending money on

Rimming: yes. Any penetration: thus far no.

Ugh, that does suck. The only Valentine's Day I was ever bothered by being single was the year it was a Friday, I had no plans the whole weekend, and all of my friends were married. That was… not a very fun weekend. There was a lot of drunk cleaning to distract myself.

NOOOOOPE! That guy sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks. I know people covered this already, I just feel like you can never have enough people confirm your instincts when they are dead on.

They're being kind of dickish, IMO, although I hate being around people making out period so I'm strongly biased against anyone over the age of 13 who does that. That said, I think the better strategy is to wait it out. New boyfriend will probably get past his anxiety and as a couple they'll probably get past the

I'm quite indifferent to Valentine's Day, especially since it's close to my birthday so I'm getting stuff anyway. But I do enjoy terrible valentine's themed things, such as heart shaped pizzas or how White Castle puts roses on the tables.

This year it will be "oh, right, football's over. Shit." in my household.

The singular they is perfectly fine! Goddamnit, this is one modern topic that makes me very grumpy, kids-get-off-my-lawn-ish.

Please imagine, if you will: I am slumped against the railing at the end of the bench on a subway car, one leg splayed under me, the other into the aisle. I have flecks of bright-red spicy Korean vomit all over me, and a huge, visible erection in my tight sexy jeans. And in this otherwise empty car, an old, black

Oh, I missed that! I think they had one last year, mostly just dramatic shots of their empty chapels around the world.