Hey, this country is so residentially segregated you never need to actually see people to discriminate against them. Zip code does 99% of the work.

There were an awful lot about people who can't poop properly…

It will be a petition.

Somebody's watching the Browns…

Then you, too, can have a cute toddler dressed in head to toe team gear! C'mon, weren't those Seahawks babies cute? Buy tiny hats at NFL.com!

Nah, gotta kiss Papa John first.

The constipation one was for people on opiates. I've been seeing ads for that med a lot during games and it raises troubling questions about the number of fans using opiates regularly.

Works on mine… Maybe your phone hates you?

It's okay, once the $20 is up for redesign we can just put Hamilton on that one. Win-win!

That plucky new comment system better not be Kinja. You just had a baby, don't throw your life away!

My grandfather has now outlived his wife, his brother- & sister-in-law, nearly all of his friends, and his eldest child. Oh, and his only brother died in World War II. And yet he keeps going somehow.

That's their polite vocabulary at that.

If you'd said any other state I would have assumed they were WI refugees desperately looking for jobs and a less Koch-laden state government.

We caught most of the Broncos last week on the radio and I was pleasantly surprised. Gotta figure out who the anchor was - he did an excellent job and it was the first time I listened to a radio broadcast and felt like I could understand what was happening. (My audio/visual translating thingy sucks)

I have possibly watched it too much. That, and the "partner pressures you to live a different life" arc resonated unfortunately with me.

Huh, I could have sworn the depression one was season 1. I must be thinking of a different story line.

Oh, sure, I wasn't assuming you meant physical abuse.

Real life Ross stalks all of his exes, regularly threatens suicide to get his way, and ends up estranged from his adult children because they can't even with him.

Ugh, I hated the whole family. Including the disabled kid and the baby.

Bates. All the time with the "something happened but let's not tell anyone because they'll suspect something. Oops, they found out and suspected me anyway!" Also, disappearing/reappearing limp.